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Christmas
Trading Hours
Closed from 12
noon 24/12/2008
Reopen 7.00
am 05/01/2008
We wish all our
customers a safe & happy festive season and a GREAT new year.
Don’t listen to the doomsayers. We live in the best country in the
world! It is ALL good!!
Contact Us:
Phone:
Toll Free: 13
000 TREAT
(13 000 87 328)
Mobiles: 03
9720 5055
 
- Please call us
personally for expert friendly advice.
(Except when we are
grumpy, then you get expert grumpy advice!
This is my personal
speciality after 4.30pm @#573#8!!!!)
- If we can’t help
you, we will tell you who can!
(Or at least, we will tell you
“WHERE TO GO!”)
Fax: 03
9720 6344
- Fax us you plan or
timber list.
((no, we don’t
want holidays to Daylesford (it actually a really beautiful
place & well worth a visit -
the spas are great), wine, cheap toner cartridges or
phones))
- We will respond
quickly. Faster than Rosie & Sophie when you say “bickie,
bickie”
(Seriously, we will
reply within an hour if we can)
Please
include full contact details on your sheet.
Email: sales@outdoortimber.com.au
- Drop us a line with
any questions
- Send us a soft copy of
your requirements
- No, we don’t
want Viagra (well, actually….some of us do! That reminds me of
that fencer calling himself Viagra Fencing. His motto was, “I
always get it up fast!” He should have called himself Wombat
Fencing – now that is another story……!)
- We don’t want
work from home jobs, cheap watches or diet pills, greeting cards,
shares in African oilfields, penny stocks or investment training
seminars!!
- Also, we are very
sorry “Rev. Very Trustworthy”, but we do not ship overseas
for payment with your stolen credit card.
(This has actually
happened! It is not funny! Really! We reported the culprit to the federal
police, so beware scammers, we are alert!! The world needs more “lerts”)
Web link:
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Need a Question answered &
don't have time to
call?
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If you do not have an email
program open, use our convenient Form!
Snail Mail: PO Box 59, Bayswater Victoria
3153
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Yes!! Some of us still communicate by the lost art of writing
letters! Usually most of mine have
little clear windows!
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By the time you send the letter & we receive it, we will
all be driving electric cars. At least pine plantations help reduce global
warming.
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Use this method to send us money. Money is always welcome!
In Person: 180 Canterbury Rd,
Bayswater North
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Some of us will still remember the day we used to actually
talk to someone face to face.
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Come & see us for some old
fashioned customer service
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We are a family business –
even the dogs work here!
 
Sophie the Cavalier King Charles
Spaniel & Rosie the Cocker Spaniel – hard at work.
Come in for a pat!
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We are not just good looking, we
are friendly too!
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We are industry experienced &
know what we are talking about!
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Program your Navman  to the above address.
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Look us up in the Melways
– Map 50 K11
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We are next door to Thrifty Car
Rental.
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Look out for the RED TRAIN out the
front, the naïve art barrels or the queue of cars with trailers
– lining up for our KILLER web specials.
Look no
further than Outdoor Timber for all your outdoor
timber needs and outdoor timber requirements in outdoor
timber for outdoor timber applications requiring outdoor
timber purchased from outdoor timber specialist in outdoor
timber. The original outdoor timber specialist - not a
wannabee, fake or pretender, we are the real thing here at outdoor
timber.
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